Carson's Corner | The Cucumber by Carson

The Cucumber by Carson

Oh cucumber how I love you,

let me count the ways...

It’s easily about a hundred

Because you always amaze.

Your crunchy and green and your taste is tart.

Somehow you’ve won my heart.

When the Master slices some slices of you

I can’t wait to eat more of you.

You are my fave, and I cannot lie about it.

Even if it doesn’t really rhyme because I’m not good with iambic pentameter

Just don’t tell carrots, okay?