Hello Scottie Friends, Just a quick report to let you know of an important event in your life that you want to make sure your owners don’t miss. This shouldn’t be hard. After, humans are all about special days - Christmas (delicious snacks for a month), Halloween (candy!), Easter (more candy) and July 4th (the worst: firecrackers). Somehow on their calendars they can still manage, however, to overlook the biggest day of all: Gotcha Day! Gotcha Day is the day we got our rescue

You think you’ve seen excitement? We’ve got more excitement over here than when the butcher shop gives out free bones! We got a puppy. Even more, it’s a human puppy! More accurately, Dear Daughter 1 and husband (and her dogs and my best friends Wolf and Bear) got themselves a human pup. I’m not sure if he’s a rescue or from a breeder but he’s a little guy, about the size of a new beagle. He doesn’t do a whole lot yet but the way folks talk about him you’d think he could plant

The Carson Report: It’s cold! It’s 36 degrees. The wind is blowing along at a brisk rate. It’s so cold out the polar bears over in the zoo are staying in for the night and reportedly asked the keeper for extra blankets. No blankets for me. I’m out. I’ve just had a good walk. That’s right. I went for a walk. Actually, me AND the Master went for a walk. I don’t like walking by myself. Now you young pups out there may be wondering how you can get your human to leave their warm h

The Cucumber by Carson Oh cucumber how I love you, let me count the ways... It’s easily about a hundred Because you always amaze. Your crunchy and green and your taste is tart. Somehow you’ve won my heart. When the Master slices some slices of you I can’t wait to eat more of you. You are my fave, and I cannot lie about it. Even if it doesn’t really rhyme because I’m not good with iambic pentameter Just don’t tell carrots, okay?