Dear Scottie Friends,

What a report I have for you today. THE MASTER BOUGHT ME A CAR!

I am not even kidding. HE BOUGHT ME A CAR. 

Well, it’s not exactly a car. In fact, he keeps saying “Don’t call it a car. It’s a Jeep.” Apparently there is more to this than a Scottie can...

The Carson Report: the cat!

Listen up pups! Today I’m not joking around or having some fun by noticing some of The Master’s many misunderstandings of the canine realm (remind me to tell you the hilarious “he won’t go on the concrete floor at Lowe’s” story some time). It...